So I was thinking about how we all think...

So I was listening to some techno music about making my package bigger... now that I think about it, it was an email...no wait I am wrong it was a song. Anyways I was thinking about how they should make a cheese covered building in Wisconsin, but then it would melt in the summer, I think? It reminded me of a dream that I had several weeks ago about how it would be great to swim in a big pool full of melted cheese and strawberries while wearing a speedo. This may have a hint of weird pent of sexual tension in it, but trust me it doesn't. I know when there is sexual tension in my dreams because there is a pretty woman in lingerie or a pantsuit. Back to the pool of cheese and the strawberries. So I was there swimming in the cheese using the strawberries as floaters when my speedo came off but magically I no longer have my manhood. The odd thing is everyone was unisex then. Women lost their fun bags and dudes lost the bulge and you know what the odd thing was in that dream (not the pool of cheese, the strawberries, or the unisex people) but how I felt about the pool of cheese. I was complete in such a way that I could die and know that I lived a happy life and could go kick it with Jesus and play pranks of Allah and Buddha. This pool of cheese represents, in my opinion, my happiness and how when I am happy nothing else will matter. Not women, love, money, intelligence, nothing just the simple fact that I am happy. I then realized what I must do. I need to find a job working at a TV station that plays comedy shows. I then must work as a product tester in said TV station where all i do is watch comedy shows all day and I have chocolate company's and the manufactures of fine food's try as hard as possible to please me by cooking me the finest foods and desserts and forcing me to eat them and watch my comedy shows. That my friends is true happiness and now it is my life's goal to find that big pool of cheese and swim in that S.O.B. until I get a cramp, drowned, and die a slow painful, yet happy death.