So I have an idea.

I think I will start to be a gay mexican kid from east LA with an odd german accent and a beret. I think it may go well especially with the ladies. There is nothing the ladies love more than a beret wearing gay mexican with a german accent. Anyways I have recently found out that I hate all people that want to be teachers because ther are all huge idiots and them teaching my future children...or robots scares me beyond all belief and that is hard to do. Only the old testimate and tofu scares me that much. That is all for tonight and now I will leave you all with this.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt" Lincoln

So I was thinking about how we all think...

So I was listening to some techno music about making my package bigger... now that I think about it, it was an email...no wait I am wrong it was a song. Anyways I was thinking about how they should make a cheese covered building in Wisconsin, but then it would melt in the summer, I think? It reminded me of a dream that I had several weeks ago about how it would be great to swim in a big pool full of melted cheese and strawberries while wearing a speedo. This may have a hint of weird pent of sexual tension in it, but trust me it doesn't. I know when there is sexual tension in my dreams because there is a pretty woman in lingerie or a pantsuit. Back to the pool of cheese and the strawberries. So I was there swimming in the cheese using the strawberries as floaters when my speedo came off but magically I no longer have my manhood. The odd thing is everyone was unisex then. Women lost their fun bags and dudes lost the bulge and you know what the odd thing was in that dream (not the pool of cheese, the strawberries, or the unisex people) but how I felt about the pool of cheese. I was complete in such a way that I could die and know that I lived a happy life and could go kick it with Jesus and play pranks of Allah and Buddha. This pool of cheese represents, in my opinion, my happiness and how when I am happy nothing else will matter. Not women, love, money, intelligence, nothing just the simple fact that I am happy. I then realized what I must do. I need to find a job working at a TV station that plays comedy shows. I then must work as a product tester in said TV station where all i do is watch comedy shows all day and I have chocolate company's and the manufactures of fine food's try as hard as possible to please me by cooking me the finest foods and desserts and forcing me to eat them and watch my comedy shows. That my friends is true happiness and now it is my life's goal to find that big pool of cheese and swim in that S.O.B. until I get a cramp, drowned, and die a slow painful, yet happy death.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

You know whats amazing, Nantucket is a real place. I did not know that, really I didn't. It blows my ever loving mind. So I have officially decided that I will be myself forever and ever. Who that is you may as? Well I am the person who is smart, but not so smart to where I am obnoxious, but smart. I also love to laugh and need nothing more in life to do what I want for a career and to laugh as much as humanly possible (about 6 times a minuet). That is it nothing else is important. If love comes along so be it, but I am not looking for it anymore. Also I have decided to travel, alot. I don't know where, but dammnit i am going there and I will enjoy it. Ok peace out A- town down and I will leave you with this.