So I was surfing my...

So, today I was looking at my vast collection of youtube videos not downloaded by me, but other people. I am truley amazed by all these people's talent. I certainly could do nothing like this ever. So I began to think of things I was good at and realized nothing exsists in my life that I am truely good at so i have decided to be the best at watching TV and being good at other stuff that involves absolutely no work what so ever, I think i an achive my goals. Kind of short today but oh well deal with it.

Ok so there was this guy right...

So I didn't get to watch the BC/VaTech game last nigh or the world series, but i was plesently suprised by one of them. It is amazing that Bosten college won that game. I don't think of them as so underrated now, and they actually deserve their number two ranking now. And, of course you have the Boston Red Soxs. I couldn't believe that the Rockies couldn't come through this time, and excuse me the pick off of Matt holiday is unexcusable in a big game such as this.

In other news perdanint to only me, it is now peak season at work and the genius they call my boss can't seem to figure this little fact out. Ok I can see getting upset at me for getting backed up, if i was the only one, but the entire belt looked just like me. It is very upsetting to me at this point that grand old UPS won't actually recognise peak season untill after Thanksgiving.

Ok the wait staff at Denny's at eleven o'clock at night sucks. We have our normal waitress for Thurseday's Chastity (and yes she does look like a stripper, it's not just a name). So she serves me my over cooked All American Slam and cherry coke for the third time, when I originally ordered Diet Coke. So I stiff her on her tip because of her attitude towards me and my fellow work mates and she desides to advise me against it. This is a very interesting situation. I hope tonight at Western Village yeilds different results.

Anthony

And it ends like that...

I have now turned over a new leaf. Out with the old rants about stupid usless crap no one wants to hear and that fabricate on the spot (ya I know big suprise). I am now ushering in a new era of rants about everything from work(UPS) to sports.

Yes, I am aware that I am no authority about anything, but America being the great country that it is allows people like me to say what ever it is that I want to say as long as it doesn't insight acts of harm( and with my number of reader being zero I don't see that happening).

I think it is the most disgraceful thing ever to see in the history of the World Series to see a team loose that badly. 13-1 Bosten over the Rockies, now I am the first one to root for a national league team, me being a Giants fan and all, but how pathetic was that showing. Sure they have not played in 8 days prior to game 1, but honestly if you are payed that much money to play a game I'd play for free and to come out like that I am almost afraid to say that i want the Rockies to win this series. Here is what Colorado needs to do, they need to win game 2 in Boston, then bring it home. Boston will not be able to handdel the snow like they can so the have a fighting chance to sweep their two games at home and with that momentum bring it back to Boston and kick some ass.

Second, I just got out of the hospital, nothing serious and I really don't want to go back to the hell hole I call a job. Sure they pay me decently at my age and I have rockin' benifets apparently, but loading boxes for 5+ hours a day with bosses screaming at me to go faster is not what I call my "calling". I am thinking more of a job where I can sit at home, like a telemarketer, and watch my politics and sports all day.

Speaking of politics, I must comment on the lack of back bone comeing from my beloved GOP. We have a former actor, a so called conservitive with every issue he stands on being liberal, and a former liberal turned conservitive changing his minfd on a base issue for Republicans. I speak of course of Giuliani. How can you now come out and say that you are for gun ownership when you lived in a city with a population of 18 million and only 250 people with CCW's. It's disgraceful, please God help me get Romney or McCain in the White House.

I leave you now with a deeper understanding of absolutly nothing. I gave you my opinion about baseball and politics. I don't want any comments about how I'm an idiot for thinking this, because guess what I only know a little about these topics so deal with it.

Anthony

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hey hows it layin yo.

Yo what up. I haven't posted in a while and thought that was a shame so I am back now. I start school on the 27th. It's pretty gnarly I can't wait. Later days yall.

So This One Time...

I may or may not have had a dream in which I was Cory from Boy Meets World, except I was straight edge and in the east L.A. gang known as The Cripts. So it turns out that the union at UPS (the teamsters) worked out a deal so we don't get a break while we are at work. That is stuper (no its not a mispelling) gay. How do they expect a kid who would rather watch the same movie 12 times in a row than work for 2 hours to get anything done without resting. IT'S RACISM I say, my caucasian boss hates white people and thus never gives us a break.

I am done for today I have to go make sweet hot lovin to a blow up doll named Vironica, but i will leave you with this little tid bit of smartness.

"If at first you dont sucseed, sky diving is not for you"

So I have an idea.

I think I will start to be a gay mexican kid from east LA with an odd german accent and a beret. I think it may go well especially with the ladies. There is nothing the ladies love more than a beret wearing gay mexican with a german accent. Anyways I have recently found out that I hate all people that want to be teachers because ther are all huge idiots and them teaching my future children...or robots scares me beyond all belief and that is hard to do. Only the old testimate and tofu scares me that much. That is all for tonight and now I will leave you all with this.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt" Lincoln

So I was thinking about how we all think...

So I was listening to some techno music about making my package bigger... now that I think about it, it was an email...no wait I am wrong it was a song. Anyways I was thinking about how they should make a cheese covered building in Wisconsin, but then it would melt in the summer, I think? It reminded me of a dream that I had several weeks ago about how it would be great to swim in a big pool full of melted cheese and strawberries while wearing a speedo. This may have a hint of weird pent of sexual tension in it, but trust me it doesn't. I know when there is sexual tension in my dreams because there is a pretty woman in lingerie or a pantsuit. Back to the pool of cheese and the strawberries. So I was there swimming in the cheese using the strawberries as floaters when my speedo came off but magically I no longer have my manhood. The odd thing is everyone was unisex then. Women lost their fun bags and dudes lost the bulge and you know what the odd thing was in that dream (not the pool of cheese, the strawberries, or the unisex people) but how I felt about the pool of cheese. I was complete in such a way that I could die and know that I lived a happy life and could go kick it with Jesus and play pranks of Allah and Buddha. This pool of cheese represents, in my opinion, my happiness and how when I am happy nothing else will matter. Not women, love, money, intelligence, nothing just the simple fact that I am happy. I then realized what I must do. I need to find a job working at a TV station that plays comedy shows. I then must work as a product tester in said TV station where all i do is watch comedy shows all day and I have chocolate company's and the manufactures of fine food's try as hard as possible to please me by cooking me the finest foods and desserts and forcing me to eat them and watch my comedy shows. That my friends is true happiness and now it is my life's goal to find that big pool of cheese and swim in that S.O.B. until I get a cramp, drowned, and die a slow painful, yet happy death.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

You know whats amazing, Nantucket is a real place. I did not know that, really I didn't. It blows my ever loving mind. So I have officially decided that I will be myself forever and ever. Who that is you may as? Well I am the person who is smart, but not so smart to where I am obnoxious, but smart. I also love to laugh and need nothing more in life to do what I want for a career and to laugh as much as humanly possible (about 6 times a minuet). That is it nothing else is important. If love comes along so be it, but I am not looking for it anymore. Also I have decided to travel, alot. I don't know where, but dammnit i am going there and I will enjoy it. Ok peace out A- town down and I will leave you with this.

Crazy Frog

It always amazes me what stupid things I will actually like. I speak of course of the new Crazy Frog album. This is the stupidest piece of music I think I have ever heard, but amazingly I love. I listen to it over and over and cannot get the songs out of my head. I am just so confused. Everyone in the world says you are not supposed to like stupid things, but i am usually drawn to them like some kind of stupid magnet. I just thought I'd let all my loyal readers know this.

What is my favorite food?

It is always an interesting thought process trting to think of your favorite food. You must first think of your favorite food group. My personal favorite food group is dairy. The you must think of every possible food in said food group or else you could skip a food you just love and settle for the which you like. I personally love cheese. You can then think of your favorite type of whatever it is you have chosen. I love smoked gouda the most. Now what I find the most interesting is how everyone changes their favorites over time. Not just in food, but generally everyone changes everything they like at some point, if not five or six times. just thought you should be aware of this happening.

Peace up A-town down and Rock On Bizochizz